Expert Report – Eat The Rich Class Action

Decree to Disagree

Helga Washington performed 3% worse in Season 11 than she should’ve yooori#1569

They know. They’ve always known, it was their plan, how could they not? They think they know everything. They’re controlling it all. For so long we’ve puppets on the strings of their money, their power, their boredom. They leave us breadcrumbs. Just to taunt us. They think we’ll never figure it out. Too caught upContinue reading “Open your eyes.”

Define “Great”

In the interest of not having the case be decided solely by the fact that “The commissioner is doing a great job”, I have compiled a PowerPoint showing that there are, in fact, several possible definitions of “great”, and that that statement does not prove which one it is using. I take the bold stanceContinue reading “Define “Great””

Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains

Superior Court of the Immaterial Plane. Sunbeams Court Wild Wings Legal Team, Case Sports BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (Three figures in hooded orange robes and Chicken masks address the camera.) CHIPOTLE: Is this thing on…Yes there’s the little red light. Um…so we are here to give evidence. GARLIC: You should say who we are. CHIPOTLE: Good point.Continue reading “Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains”

Black Holes Are Impossible?

A page from my textbook, Gravitation and Cosmology: Principles and Applications pf the General Theory of Relativity (1972), showing, mlathematically and beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the black hole weather in season 11 is impossible. This is evidence of yet another fraud and injustice committed against the plaintiffs by the defendants. Stleven Vine-berg,Continue reading “Black Holes Are Impossible?”

Holden Milk, Counsel for the Shoe Thieves

Comment: Expert evidence about the effects on the blaseball economy if ETR is not enforced submitted by Holden Milk, counsel for the Shoe Thieves (view plaintext doc here)