sorry for submitting late, but i needed to get to a safe location first – i got some unnerving footage from one of the cameras of wherever that commish guy lives and i think i know where some of that 1% money went
anonymous whistleblower
Helga Washington performed 3% worse in Season 11 than she should’ve
yooori#1569
Dream/Premonition description on mspaint
Provie#5517
A response to the Motion to Dismiss, joined (as is customary in Sunbeams Court) by Judge Keeper Sins
A motion dismiss by Claw P. Right on behalf of Parker MacMillan III & The Coin, Probably.
An excerpt from the Hellmouth Sunbeams Comprehensive Emergency Manual, written by Nerd Pacheco before Eat the Rich failed to be enacted. It clearly shows that the Sunbeams rely on Eat the Rich for a substantial portion of their income, and expect that its power derives from the Book. If the rule is on the Books, Eat the Rich is expected to work.
hillexed
parker is guilty, carl said it, so it has to be true. after all, why would i have wrote a card to carl otherwise? ignore all the times carl has said that parker is not guilty.
me
They know. They’ve always known, it was their plan, how could they not? They think they know everything. They’re controlling it all. For so long we’ve puppets on the strings of their money, their power, their boredom. They leave us breadcrumbs. Just to taunt us. They think we’ll never figure it out. Too caught up in our peanuts and slircuses to ever question their words. Start seeing the truth. Well not me. Not me. I opened my eyes. I looked, and I saw. I woke up. I woke up and I found the truth and now no one can stop me from telling the world. Then everyone will see. They’ll all see.
@Mar#3218 on discord
Our Internet broke and we couldn’t pay to fix it in time for season 11 because of this, impacting the Mints morale and also their overall ability to play.
The Death Mints.
Parker personally owes me, the manager of the Hellmouth Sunbeams Pseudo-official Twitter Account, twenty (20) American dollars. I don’t remember what it was for, specifically. A couple sandwiches, maybe. A used copy of Knack 2 for the PlayStation 4. But there is a debt, and that debt is unpaid. Consider this evidence as to the Parker’s character, I guess? Listen,
Eat The Rich Class Action