sorry for submitting late, but i needed to get to a safe location first – i got some unnerving footage from one of the cameras of wherever that commish guy lives and i think i know where some of that 1% money went anonymous whistleblower
parker is guilty, carl said it, so it has to be true. after all, why would i have wrote a card to carl otherwise? ignore all the times carl has said that parker is not guilty. me
(Legal note: if this photo is real and not photoshopped –and who can tell these days– the above headline is true for sure. If it is photoshopped, sorry, I guess. Again, we’re just publishing evidence as we get it.) The Commisioner stole candy from a baby. LoaFi
(This probably isn’t legit, but someone submitted it, and it could be, right? We’re just passing along the evidence as we receive it.) Found this on the commissioner’s desk, also accidentally scanned my spicy milk recipe so that’s my bad, but the Commissioner stuff is all legit. jt islandemoji Image text: From the desk ofContinue reading “Parker Confession?”
Comment: I also had negative coins at the end of the season due to a glitch (?) in the shop (but the Commissioner is still doing a great job). Attached is evidence of the cruelties of the system, where it’s nearly impossible to climb out of debt. With no idol and the effects of theContinue reading “Negative Coins”
(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”
Comment: WE TOOK THIS PHOTO OF THE BOSS EARLY BEFORE THE START OF THE ELEVENTH SEASON OF THE SPLORT OF BLASEBALL. THE PHOTO CLEARLY SHOWS THE BOSS HOARDING MONEY AND MOCKING THOSE WITHOUT. WE ARE DURHAM SPACEMAN.
(Once again, we can not verify this very real looking document, or speak to how it was obtained.) Comments with submission: Crabs cannot practice law. The Commissioner’s counsel is invalid.
Rather than give every meme submitted its own post, we’re going to collect all of the things here that left us chuckling and/or scratching our heads a bit about why it was submitted. This post will be added to as more submissions of this variety come in. All posts are formatted as follows: Comment SubmittedContinue reading “Entertaining but Not Relevant, Tangentially Maybe Relevant, Relevant But Not Informative & Similar Content”
Comment: The rich exist, we know who they are. As proven by Crab LLC records. (Legal Team disclaimer: we don’t know how these records were obtained and didn’t vet them. Also, yes, they sent us the entirety of the Communist Manifesto.) And here’s the Communist Manifesto, which they submitted as evidence.