Evidence that the crabs intend to lie to the court, #main channel in crabitat discord. Paykoh
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More Internal Crabs Documents
(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”
Crablaw
(Once again, we can not verify this very real looking document, or speak to how it was obtained.) Comments with submission: Crabs cannot practice law. The Commissioner’s counsel is invalid.
dan from hellmouth
when the season started i didnt get my money from killing rich people n somehow ended up in negatives. if i had more money this wouldn’t have happened. also this is unrelated but i am requesting an ability to legally be allowed to boo during court hearings. no heckling, just booing. love from hellmouth!