Sunbeams Comprehensive Emergency Manual (Excerpt)

An excerpt from the Hellmouth Sunbeams Comprehensive Emergency Manual, written by Nerd Pacheco before Eat the Rich failed to be enacted. It clearly shows that the Sunbeams rely on Eat the Rich for a substantial portion of their income, and expect that its power derives from the Book. If the rule is on the Books,Continue reading “Sunbeams Comprehensive Emergency Manual (Excerpt)”

You owe the Sunbeams manager $20, Parker.

Parker personally owes me, the manager of the Hellmouth Sunbeams Pseudo-official Twitter Account, twenty (20) American dollars. I don’t remember what it was for, specifically. A couple sandwiches, maybe. A used copy of Knack 2 for the PlayStation 4. But there is a debt, and that debt is unpaid. Consider this evidence as to theContinue reading “You owe the Sunbeams manager $20, Parker.”

Hawai’i Fridays Follower Personal Vibes Statement

Though I am new to the splort, I have gathered what I know to be a series of fundamental truths and rights of Blaseball fans. As a loyal, albeit fresh, follower of the Hawai’i Fridays, it deeply pains me to upset the vibes of any set of proceedings, but I feel I must speak. AllContinue reading “Hawai’i Fridays Follower Personal Vibes Statement”