In Support of the 99% – Page 2 – Eat The Rich Class Action

Crabs Are Cheaters

Evidence that the crabs intend to lie to the court, #main channel in crabitat discord. Paykoh

Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains

Superior Court of the Immaterial Plane. Sunbeams Court Wild Wings Legal Team, Case Sports BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (Three figures in hooded orange robes and Chicken masks address the camera.) CHIPOTLE: Is this thing on…Yes there’s the little red light. Um…so we are here to give evidence. GARLIC: You should say who we are. CHIPOTLE: Good point.Continue reading “Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains”

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Information on the Fridays’ trouble with the Close! decree due to Parker’s actions: 🏝 Is legal drama vibes?? Anyways: after “Close! The Book” passed in the season 11 elections, the following passage was added to the forbidden book: This has been of great concern to the Fridays, as our traditional team culture has been toContinue reading “🏝”

Amicus Brief from Holden Milk Legal, on behalf of the Charleston Shoe Thieves

(Note: This document can be found in .pdf form on Holden Milk Legal’s website. We are republishing it here, with their permission, in order to have all of our evidence collected in 1 place, but we really recommend you check out their site!)

Personal Impact Statement

A statement of personal impact from a member of the 1% who wanted to get eaten and didn’t, and who isn’t super happy about that. Filed in support of the Millenials and the 99% Anonymous member of the 1% A personal statement of impact From a prospective member of the 1%, anonymously filed for theattentionContinue reading “Personal Impact Statement”

Tillman Henderson

This, is not physical “evidence” it… is a testimony, approximately. Just look at it. A person who refuses to state their opinion on Tillman Henderson, also known as gmanty, also known as INCINERATED_faker_pope_sunman Tillman Henderson was originally a crabs player, as you may know. As you ALSO may know, Tillman Henderson is a jerk andContinue reading “Tillman Henderson”

Classified Spy Document

A classified spy document. It’s mostly still redacted, but I think the non-redacted parts should still be useful. And maybe you can magically un-redact it. Also, you can’t tell anyone who sent you this, for security reasons. In fact, you can’t tell people anyone sent this at all. If anyone asks, you found this stuckContinue reading “Classified Spy Document”

Dale Turn Down Mysterious Money Laundering Offer

Leaked galley print of the first page of the Miami Herald. Embargoed, shared by an anonymous source. Transcript follows image (Editor’s note: thanks for providing the transcript Helps a lot with accessibility!) Certainly not Wave Larry. BELOVED BLASEBALL TEAM MIAMI DALE TURNS DOWN LAUNDERING DEAL By Wave Larry // Pictures by Mister Wife The MiamiContinue reading “Dale Turn Down Mysterious Money Laundering Offer”

Parker Steals Candy From Babies

(Legal note: if this photo is real and not photoshopped –and who can tell these days– the above headline is true for sure. If it is photoshopped, sorry, I guess. Again, we’re just publishing evidence as we get it.) The Commisioner stole candy from a baby. LoaFi

More Fraud: Sunbeams Playoff Votes

The Sunbeams won the Finals and yet myself and many other beams did not receive a vote while others did. The coin promised equality and fair play and yet this is the opposite of equality. I find the Coin liable under Consumer Protection Laws for deceptive advertising. The FTC periodically joins with other law enforcementContinue reading “More Fraud: Sunbeams Playoff Votes”