Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains

Superior Court of the Immaterial Plane. Sunbeams Court Wild Wings Legal Team, Case Sports BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (Three figures in hooded orange robes and Chicken masks address the camera.) CHIPOTLE: Is this thing on…Yes there’s the little red light. Um…so we are here to give evidence. GARLIC: You should say who we are. CHIPOTLE: Good point.Continue reading “Interpretation of Guy Flieri’s Sauce Stains”

Classified Spy Document

A classified spy document. It’s mostly still redacted, but I think the non-redacted parts should still be useful. And maybe you can magically un-redact it. Also, you can’t tell anyone who sent you this, for security reasons. In fact, you can’t tell people anyone sent this at all. If anyone asks, you found this stuckContinue reading “Classified Spy Document”

Dale Turn Down Mysterious Money Laundering Offer

Leaked galley print of the first page of the Miami Herald. Embargoed, shared by an anonymous source. Transcript follows image (Editor’s note: thanks for providing the transcript Helps a lot with accessibility!) Certainly not Wave Larry. BELOVED BLASEBALL TEAM MIAMI DALE TURNS DOWN LAUNDERING DEAL By Wave Larry // Pictures by Mister Wife The MiamiContinue reading “Dale Turn Down Mysterious Money Laundering Offer”

More Fraud: Sunbeams Playoff Votes

The Sunbeams won the Finals and yet myself and many other beams did not receive a vote while others did. The coin promised equality and fair play and yet this is the opposite of equality. I find the Coin liable under Consumer Protection Laws for deceptive advertising. The FTC periodically joins with other law enforcementContinue reading “More Fraud: Sunbeams Playoff Votes”