(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”
Tag Archives: In Support of the 99%
The Math Adds Up
Comment: I have potential evidence of game manipulation by the powers that be, along with statistics pertaining to how long one can live off peanuts. Due to the lack of the safety net provided by Eat The Rich, and this “random” event that has occurred to me, I only have enough food for 2-3 days.Continue reading “The Math Adds Up”
Durham Spaceman
Comment: WE TOOK THIS PHOTO OF THE BOSS EARLY BEFORE THE START OF THE ELEVENTH SEASON OF THE SPLORT OF BLASEBALL. THE PHOTO CLEARLY SHOWS THE BOSS HOARDING MONEY AND MOCKING THOSE WITHOUT. WE ARE DURHAM SPACEMAN.
Crablaw
(Once again, we can not verify this very real looking document, or speak to how it was obtained.) Comments with submission: Crabs cannot practice law. The Commissioner’s counsel is invalid.
The Blaseball Wiki
A phenomenal submission by the Blaseball Wiki team w/ the commentary: Arguing that the Commissioner and Ump Pope Sunman are bad at containing the chaos of Blaseball, and as such, naturally forgot to run Eat the Rich @BlaseballWiki (twitter account) (View the original .pdf here)
Audio Entry: Tartarus Boatman Fund
The optimal experience for this evidence is through listening, so if you’re able, please listen by clicking the image above, or right here! It is really well done. However, if you’re not able or not in a position to do so, we’ve done our best to transcribe the piece below: (Spooky noises in the background)Continue reading “Audio Entry: Tartarus Boatman Fund”
Documents by Karl Marx’s Ghost
Comment: The rich exist, we know who they are. As proven by Crab LLC records. (Legal Team disclaimer: we don’t know how these records were obtained and didn’t vet them. Also, yes, they sent us the entirety of the Communist Manifesto.) And here’s the Communist Manifesto, which they submitted as evidence.
Law Is Bone
Submitted by sonnetteer#0874 and castaras#6464 Comment with submission: Law is bone, rent is bone, therefore rent is law
An Open Letter from the Yellowstone Magic
Comment submitted with document, by Mar (She/Her) (Author) and Em (They/Them) (Scribe): An open letter from the Magic announcing our formal support for the Millenials, in which lay out our need for ETR and also warn that the world might end if the Mills lose. Just putting it out there. This is not a threat,Continue reading “An Open Letter from the Yellowstone Magic”
dan from hellmouth
when the season started i didnt get my money from killing rich people n somehow ended up in negatives. if i had more money this wouldn’t have happened. also this is unrelated but i am requesting an ability to legally be allowed to boo during court hearings. no heckling, just booing. love from hellmouth!
Eat The Rich Class Action 