A motion dismiss by Claw P. Right on behalf of Parker MacMillan III & The Coin, Probably.
Tag Archives: Baltimore Crabs
Crabs Are Cheaters
Evidence that the crabs intend to lie to the court, #main channel in crabitat discord. Paykoh
Crab Movie Script
(Note: Here is a… probably computer generated movie script. Why? Why ANY OF THIS??? We would publish this in the grab-bag post but it’s SO LONG. We only read like 1/10 of this, so apologies if anything in here is offensive. The word “Crab” appears 157 times, and some C’s are inexplicably replaced by O’s)Continue reading “Crab Movie Script”
More Internal Crabs Documents
(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”
(Once again, we can not verify this very real looking document, or speak to how it was obtained.) Comments with submission: Crabs cannot practice law. The Commissioner’s counsel is invalid.
Documents by Karl Marx’s Ghost
Comment: The rich exist, we know who they are. As proven by Crab LLC records. (Legal Team disclaimer: we don’t know how these records were obtained and didn’t vet them. Also, yes, they sent us the entirety of the Communist Manifesto.) And here’s the Communist Manifesto, which they submitted as evidence.