Crab Movie Script

(Note: Here is a… probably computer generated movie script. Why? Why ANY OF THIS??? We would publish this in the grab-bag post but it’s SO LONG. We only read like 1/10 of this, so apologies if anything in here is offensive. The word “Crab” appears 157 times, and some C’s are inexplicably replaced by O’s)Continue reading “Crab Movie Script”


More Internal Crabs Documents

(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”