A page from my textbook, Gravitation and Cosmology: Principles and Applications pf the General Theory of Relativity (1972), showing, mlathematically and beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the black hole weather in season 11 is impossible. This is evidence of yet another fraud and injustice committed against the plaintiffs by the defendants. Stleven Vine-berg,Continue reading “Black Holes Are Impossible?”
Tag Archives: In Support of the 99%
Parker Confession?
(This probably isn’t legit, but someone submitted it, and it could be, right? We’re just passing along the evidence as we receive it.) Found this on the commissioner’s desk, also accidentally scanned my spicy milk recipe so that’s my bad, but the Commissioner stuff is all legit. jt islandemoji Image text: From the desk ofContinue reading “Parker Confession?”
Negative Coins
Comment: I also had negative coins at the end of the season due to a glitch (?) in the shop (but the Commissioner is still doing a great job). Attached is evidence of the cruelties of the system, where it’s nearly impossible to climb out of debt. With no idol and the effects of theContinue reading “Negative Coins”
Seattle Garages Amicus Brief
Seattle Garages Amicus Brief (view .pdf here)
Toast Guerta
An open letter from my client Toast Guerta Image text: An Absolute Disgrace An open letter to the CEO Commissioner Prime Minister “This is absolute horse sh*t. Due to the league not having the ability to disperse critical funds to the bottom 99%, many people have had to make undue adjustments on their lives. ForContinue reading “Toast Guerta”
Don Mitchell, San Francisco Lovers
Comment: This is a warning. Don Mitchell, San Francisco Lovers Image text in ransom-note style cut-out letters: If you don’t let us eat the rich, I will just steal the money anyway. I’ve done it before and I will do it again. – Don Mitchell
Bug, or a capitalist Feature?
Comment: Timestamped Discord screenshots, showing the point at which I recognized Eat the Rich was not occurring, attempted to get an explanation in website-bugs, and never received an answer. MOS Technology 6502
Holden Milk, Counsel for the Shoe Thieves
Comment: Expert evidence about the effects on the blaseball economy if ETR is not enforced submitted by Holden Milk, counsel for the Shoe Thieves (view plaintext doc here)
keeper_sins (Yes, the same one who’s the judge & jury in the case)
(Disclaimer: uhh… we’re still learning about the rules of Sunbeams court, but apparently this is OK there?) Comment: As the judge I think this accurately sums up my personal stake in the case, and makes it clear I can be relied upon to provide a fair ruling. keeper_sins
Oscar Dollie
Comment: i want to Do Testimony , put me on the ” Stand” so i Speak,i Hunger and i Will be Heard Oscar Dollie – @ozdollie (me)
Eat The Rich Class Action 