Comment: I also had negative coins at the end of the season due to a glitch (?) in the shop (but the Commissioner is still doing a great job). Attached is evidence of the cruelties of the system, where it’s nearly impossible to climb out of debt. With no idol and the effects of the Black Hole/Sun 2, my family and I struggled to get by until our team could get us back to zero and we could beg-bet for our lives.
Jammis Garagefan
An open letter from my client Toast Guerta
Image text:
An Absolute Disgrace
An open letter to the CEO Commissioner Prime Minister
“This is absolute horse sh*t.
Due to the league not having the ability to disperse critical funds to the bottom 99%, many people have had to make undue adjustments on their lives.
For Example,
Me, Toast Guerta, a normal fand citizen since day 1 has received every previous EAT THE RICH deposit into my bank account. However, now I have not received such compensation and cannot use my ETR payment as I normally would, buying copious amounts of Malört and chucking it into the Hellmouth.
Thats really about it though,
Like come on dude alll I wanna do is chuck that liquor into the gaping hellmouth. Maybe take Arturo out for a date, who knows?
So consider this, Parker,
Just give me my ETR payment, it’s easy, I know you can do it, and hell yeah I’m submitting this as evidence. We’re coming for ya buddy and you can’t do anything about it.
Love, Toast Guerta
Signed season 11, Day 99
Comment: This is a warning.
Don Mitchell, San Francisco Lovers
Image text in ransom-note style cut-out letters: If you don’t let us eat the rich, I will just steal the money anyway. I’ve done it before and I will do it again. – Don Mitchell
Some people took the prompt very literally, and for that, we thank you. Here are two people who submitted ice sculpture evidence.
Ice Sculpture that says, without a fact, ‘the rich must be eaten’.
Sparkle Emoji Mort
There was a call for ice sculptures so I was happy to oblige and send in a picture of a relevant ice sculpture
Comment: Timestamped Discord screenshots, showing the point at which I recognized Eat the Rich was not occurring, attempted to get an explanation in website-bugs, and never received an answer.
MOS Technology 6502
Comment: Expert evidence about the effects on the blaseball economy if ETR is not enforced
submitted by Holden Milk, counsel for the Shoe Thieves
(Disclaimer: uhh… we’re still learning about the rules of Sunbeams court, but apparently this is OK there?)
Comment: As the judge I think this accurately sums up my personal stake in the case, and makes it clear I can be relied upon to provide a fair ruling.
keeper_sins
Comment: i want to Do Testimony , put me on the ” Stand” so i Speak,i Hunger and i Will be Heard
(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.)
Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11. NO WAY IT’S THAT.
Not A. Whistleblower
Eat The Rich Class Action