Comment: I also had negative coins at the end of the season due to a glitch (?) in the shop (but the Commissioner is still doing a great job). Attached is evidence of the cruelties of the system, where it’s nearly impossible to climb out of debt. With no idol and the effects of theContinue reading “Negative Coins”
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Seattle Garages Amicus Brief
Seattle Garages Amicus Brief (view .pdf here)
Toast Guerta
An open letter from my client Toast Guerta Image text: An Absolute Disgrace An open letter to the CEO Commissioner Prime Minister “This is absolute horse sh*t. Due to the league not having the ability to disperse critical funds to the bottom 99%, many people have had to make undue adjustments on their lives. ForContinue reading “Toast Guerta”
Don Mitchell, San Francisco Lovers
Comment: This is a warning. Don Mitchell, San Francisco Lovers Image text in ransom-note style cut-out letters: If you don’t let us eat the rich, I will just steal the money anyway. I’ve done it before and I will do it again. – Don Mitchell
Ice Sculptures, we asked, you delivered.
Some people took the prompt very literally, and for that, we thank you. Here are two people who submitted ice sculpture evidence. Ice Sculpture that says, without a fact, ‘the rich must be eaten’. Sparkle Emoji Mort There was a call for ice sculptures so I was happy to oblige and send in a pictureContinue reading “Ice Sculptures, we asked, you delivered.”
Bug, or a capitalist Feature?
Comment: Timestamped Discord screenshots, showing the point at which I recognized Eat the Rich was not occurring, attempted to get an explanation in website-bugs, and never received an answer. MOS Technology 6502
Holden Milk, Counsel for the Shoe Thieves
Comment: Expert evidence about the effects on the blaseball economy if ETR is not enforced submitted by Holden Milk, counsel for the Shoe Thieves (view plaintext doc here)
keeper_sins (Yes, the same one who’s the judge & jury in the case)
(Disclaimer: uhh… we’re still learning about the rules of Sunbeams court, but apparently this is OK there?) Comment: As the judge I think this accurately sums up my personal stake in the case, and makes it clear I can be relied upon to provide a fair ruling. keeper_sins
Oscar Dollie
Comment: i want to Do Testimony , put me on the ” Stand” so i Speak,i Hunger and i Will be Heard Oscar Dollie – @ozdollie (me)
More Internal Crabs Documents
(The Crabs really need to tighten up their operational security. Kind of embarrassing… again, we can’t verify if this is real or not.) Comment: THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DOCUMENT AND NOT AT ALL AN INTERNAL CRABS LLC MEMO ABOUT AN UPDATE TO THE EAT THE RICH BLESSING DATED BEFORE THE START OF SEASON 11.Continue reading “More Internal Crabs Documents”
Eat The Rich Class Action 